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Sunday, May 1, 2022

Evan Evangelisa Interviews Nicole Morell on her Presidency

 Nicole Morell Speaks with Evan Evangelisa in this parody


Evan: How does it feel to be president of the council by way of a fraudulent Our Revolution with a convicted felon as your friend?


Nicole: I'm prettier than Rick Caraviello

Evan: The Elephant Man is prettier than Rick Caraviello, so is the memorial for the Black Dalia on Salem Street, what's your point?


Nicole: our point is to infiltrate Medford and be even worse than Maiocco/Camuso/Dello Russo / Caraviello 


Evan: The removal of the "O" crowd, which was inevitable.  D'Antonio gave his membership back.


Nicole: Who is D'Antonio


Evan: We get it, Nicole, no one ever remembers you speaking at the city council, nor that fat slug Zac Bears...aren't you afraid of being next to Clerk Hurtubise and all those other obsese dudes, that Alden Chambers may cave in?

Nicole: I don't like your questions.


Evan: Why, because it is so true, none of you Our Revolution Zombies ever came to the council to participate before.


Why have I not seen you in the MPS Advantage?


Nicole: Lisa doesn't love me.


Evan: Lisa doesn't KNOW YOU.  You're the invisible woman of Medford politics


Nicole: Better than groping my colleagues on the Everett City Council


Evan: Now THAT will get you in the papers


Nicole: What papers? They're all going out of business...


Evan: Except for the one that really matters, this one!


TO BE CONTINUED

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