King Tut Exhibit

I'm thinking of reviewing the King Tut exhibit - pondering if Tut was a space alien. So a friend writes me and says:

I guess the only way to find out is if we get some space alien DNA. I'd bet we've already got that somewhere.

So I write:

Yes, the space alien DNA was at Ivana Trump's funeral yesterday, and he had the audacity to ask for political donations on the corpse of his dead first wife who claimed that he raped her

To which my friend writes:

Damn evil space aliens.

Yes, the space alien DNA was at Ivana Trump's funeral yesterday, and he had the audacity to ask for political donations on the corpse of his dead first wife who claimed that he raped her