My First Girlfriend from 50 Years Ago Tracks Me Down...

 Y'all love hearing about my private life.  Let's create a diary passage for Friday 12/16/22.

    I'm a happy guy, good things going on in my life, for which I am most grateful.   So why do these Twilight Zone episodes keep crawling into what is otherwise happiness - attempting to jolt my nice momentum?

 3 pm today at birthday party we had for a nice lady, Sunday 12/18/22 ...it took me hours to shave off the beard!  From last night till before the 1 pm party.

     I got up and performed a piano concert on Friday, 12/16/22.  Didn't promote it much as I wanted this one to be low-key.  And it went well, "Whiter Shade of Pale," "Close to You," "In Dreams" (Roy Orbinson,) "No Matter What Sign You Are" from the Supremes, cool stuff  to let the seniors listening feel hip.

    Now the coffee is gone, but there are like six donuts left and I'm asking the remaining members of our audience if they would like to take all of them.  They don't, so I pick up the new coffee cups, plastics and donuts so nothing gets tossed out.

 

photo with beard, about 4 days ago  For some reason I just let the beard flourish, not like me anymore, but it was...amusing.   See beard-less photo above.  I don't date women anymore, so I do not need a beard!  :)

     I get in the shower at home.  My delivery arrives....you gotta be kidding me.  Get out of the shower, dripping with the towel, ask them to leave it outside my door.  Get back in the shower and the buzzer rings....and rings....   I won't be doing this again...perhaps its an urgent delivery or one of my top 20 handsome guys come to see me, I get out of the shower again, dripping, and there's the crazy lady downstairs (ambulance took her away with COVID today, Sunday, 12/18/22 - not that we wish THAT on anyone,) and some fat guy with no teeth is demanding the donuts I tried to give away.   

 

a)why wasn't he at the concert like everyone else?

 

b)How did the stalker find my apartment, right?

And since everyone had left, how did the stalker know that I still had the Dunkins'? (Which I didn't even want, so I handed them all to Mr. Old Hungryman....sheesh....why do these things happen to me?  That's the question.  He's been told NOT to come by my place anymore by the powers that be!  Good

 

c)while I'm expecting Sam Worthington (hunk from Avatar,) or my wonderful Jeremy Renner (Jeremy is interesting; find him more attractive than handsome, he has some wonderful aura about him, but I simply can't watch Hawkeye streaming; it sucks).... no, some fat guy with no teeth is on my stairwell, you got to be kidding me.

 

Jeremy, save me!

 

Now I had a great Friday, and when I got my vinyl 33 1/3rd record albums they were so amaZing like, who needs Viagra, right? Some key rock masterpieces I get to put in storage and play with. 

 

What could be worse than some fat guy with no teeth on my stairwell?  My ex girlfriend from 50 years ago is now stalking me on Facebook.   I mean, she hasn't heard the dirty, filthy song written about her?  https://www.mixcloud.com/joe-viglione/touch-me-marnie-mlove-words-and-music-joe-viglione/

 

This is what I mean about the Twilight Zone, Jeremy Renner and Sam Worthington where are you?   I get the fat guy and the ex girlfriend to interrupt all my happiness!  You gotta be kidding me.

 

"Would your hubby still call you dear / if he knew what we did all the way to Revere."  Oh, those are the clean lyrics, as many of you know...we went over that relationship in a previous post (dated her in high school, broke up, we got back together in college, broke up for the final time.  15 years later she wants to have an affair with me as the "passion" with me was better than with the husband she dropped me for.)  

 

She said she chose the hubby because I was married to my music, and fifty years later she compliments me on being so "passionate" about the music.  She didn't seem to get the message that I was so passionate having sex with her because I was thinking of the unrequited love with a guy that was the apple of my eye back in the day~   HA!

She chose the "hubby" like, anyone here think that I was going to marry her when I was a few short months from coming out of the closet big time?   Please.  How egotistical of her.

 

My songs are written for guys these days, like the men back then, many guys, good-looking guys...lots of them~ 

 

...and there is one breathtaking guy I recently met in "real life," (one of three amazing new men I have met in the past month;) ((in real life, which is the only way I meet people.... you see, online dating is for those who are desperate and have poor communication skills. They can have their excuses, that it is "generational" - what to look at body parts on sleazy gutter sites like Tinder, Match.com, Grindr?  Really??? Body parts of people close enough by - geography...(oh it must be "real love,") not realizing the online dating sites make more $$$ when you fight and break-up with these desperate, controlling, lying online strangers))

Online dating sites are horror shows.  Twitter members mock women on Tinder calling them "Tinder Whores."  And they have to be?  How can someone be that desperate to go looking for people cat-fishing?  They all lie and with-hold information about themselves for the "right time and place," which is usually....never.  

 

BACK TO THE HOT GUYS I JUST MET IN 'REAL LIFE."

....oh my God, if you said Door #1 (Jeremy Renner,) Door #2 (Sam Worthington) or Door #3 (the fellow I just met with the sparkling eyes and amazing voice, and just very nice conversationalist....sigh) 

...well....Door #3, you're the guy for me.  

 

Let's see where this goes....

 

Like Captain Kirk said about Marlena Moreau..."I think we can be....friends..."

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Marlena_Moreau_(mirror)

....that would be nice  (SMILE)

 

Newsflash:  Ex boyfriend "G" hospitalized while wife divorcing him after I dumped him 4 years ago....She shoulda called me for some info.  I could give her ALL the dirt!  ALL OF IT.

 

First wife dumps him.

He then drapes himself all over yours truly, dinners, clothes, tells me he loves me.  I drop him

 

He finds a sugar mama and 4 years later she's keeping the pattern going....

 

what a loser.  

 

First wife, homo boyfriend (yours truly,) new wife....he knows how to ruin relationships, doesn't he?

 

As one of our roommates when we lived together said "He's such a drama queen."  You got that right, lady, have another drink.... (NICE LADY, BUT SHE DID LIKE HER TEA....)