phonetically challenged Adam Knight to take the lead role in CALL ME MADAM

 THE HARVARD ST. GIRL'S CHOIR, GLEE CLUB AND SEWING CIRCLE PRESENTS...

(you can actually watch the entire original film here for free:  https://youtu.be/xVzt_MaRcck )

Call Me Madam (1953) - Ethel Merman & George Sanders - HD | Full Movie | Comedy Musical

(This, of course, is another famous Medford Information Central parody of a bunch of jackasses in Medford city government, Mass.)

DIRECTED BY PAUL COVINO, COURT ORDERED COMMUNITY SERVICE

WITH RICHARD F. CARAVIELLO AS WILD PIT BULL

GEORGE SCARPELLI AS THE FAT MAN IN THE CIRCUS

NEIL OSBORNE AS THE DISGRACED, UNLICENSED ATTORNEY

KIT COLLINS AS THE 12 YEAR OLD WHO ACCUSES THE MADAM OF HARASSMENT

A JACK BUCKLEY PRODUCTION, UNDER COURT SUPERVISION

STARRING ADAM KNIGHT AS THE DRUNK DRAG QUEEN 'MADAM'

LIGHTING BY ZAC BEARS, WHEN HE'S NOT BEING WRITTEN UP BY THE POLICE AT MIDNIGHT

NAIL POLISH PROVIDED BY NICOLE MORELL

CAMEO OF THE DEVIL INCARNATE: JENNY GRAHAM

PETTY THIEF: PAUL RUSEAU

Call Me Madam is a 1953 American Technicolor musical film directed by Walter Lang, with songs by Irving Berlin, based on the 1950 stage musical of the same name.

The film, with a screenplay by Arthur Sheekman, starred Ethel Merman, Donald O'Connor, Vera-Ellen, Billy DeWolfe, George Sanders, and Walter Slezak. The film replaced "Washington Square Dance" with the older "International Rag", and interpolated "What Chance Have I With Love?" from Berlin's Louisiana Purchase (sung and danced by Donald O'Connor). A soundtrack album was released by Decca both as a 10-inch LP and as a set of three 7-inch EPs, and was released on CD in 2004 by Hallmark. The numbers "The Hostess with the Mostest'" and "You're Just in Love" are included on the Rhino Records CD set Irving Berlin in Hollywood. The film was out of circulation for many years but was issued on DVD in 2004. 

 

 

Phonetically Challenged

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Disorder in which the sufferer can not spell at all. A consequence of book deprivation, poor teaching, poor school attendance, or too many hours spent texting/chatting. Sufferers spell all words phonetically and inevitably are teased and scorned by their peers and strangers alike.