The astonishing and 100 percent (un)true story of the plot against Jim Lyons
How a global conspiracy reaching all the way to the top took down the former Massachusetts Republican Party chairman.
Jim Lyons, the former Massachusetts Republican Party chairman who lost his reelection bid on Tuesday, blames “nefarious schemes hatched by the liberals” for his undoing, in particular castigating the Globe for allegedly plotting against him.
If only you knew, Jim. If only you knew.
Actually, now that our dastardly scheme is consummated and Lyons is gone, defeated by Amy Carnevale, there’s probably no harm in coming clean. So on behalf of the liberal media, here’s the awful truth.
You aren’t paranoid. We were out to get you.
It all started, as such things typically do, on a hot night in Benghazi.
It was at Globe columnist Scot Lehigh’s annual Libyan beach party some time ago. I remember it well. As the sun set, George Soros played volleyball with Hunter Biden, Greta Thunberg cooked meat-substitute patties on an electric grill — and Charlie Baker beckoned reporters to his side for a private chat.
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