Ari Taylor's New Husband...

 

Hi MAGA cult o' mine, it's me, your messiah. I'm a billionaire, many times over, excuse me while I dip into the campaign funds to finally pay some legal bills. That's funny, I never had to pay them before until Michael Cohen just took me into court. I buried my first ex wife on a golf course for tax reasons, couldn't afford with my billions to do anything respectful for that witch. I wanted our daughter, anyway, not her! Would like to chat but Jack Smith is sending me more target letters, doesn't he have anything better to do???