MALDEN ACCESS TV'S ARI TAYLOR WENT OUT FOR HALLOWEEN AS AN UNPLEASANTLY PLUMP MITCH MCCONNEL, BUT SHE RAN INTO PROBLEMS

 DUMPSTER FIRE ARI TAYLOR DRESSED UP LIKE MITCH MCCONNELL FOR THE DRAG SHOW....AS WELL AS HALLOWEEN 2022

THE PROBLEM WAS!

she couldn't get the makeup off! and now the witch looks like Mitch

Above, Ari Taylor - limited public figure - pulled her own face off when she couldn't remove the Mitch McConnell mask

Below: the mask before she ripped it off.  Unless, of course, an ex board member hit her with the bloody meat cleaver, things like that are known to happen at Urban Arts Media with their "body piercings."

They just bludgeon the members if their wrongful conduct is reported to the police.  Ron Cox in Exile....he didn't have eye surgery, Oedipus tore Ron's eyes out and those are marbles he used as replacements.

Above is also a photo of James Mudge (who goes through life with a name like "Mudge," HA! That's so stupid, rhymes with Sludge.)

When we had a corporation in the 1990s, and this ISN'T a part of the parody, there were two individuals we were dealing with, John Crapper at Bunratty's nightclub, whose grandfather created the watershed toilet....and he thought it was a badge of honor to be named "Crapper."   And Alan Malarkey, I am absolutely not kidding you...you really can't make this stuff up.  There was a third nitwit with a dumb name as well, I forget who he was.

Anyway, my business partner was the #1 DJ in Boston at WZLX (it would rotate with Dale at Kiss 108 and Mark Parenteau at WBCN) the three DJs the hottest in town.

I said to my business partner "We can NOT do business with people who go through life with the names Malarkey and Crapper."

When both of them kind of stumbled and fumbled in my opinion, the chorus was "Joe was right."

Of course I'm right.

Going through life with the name James Mudge.

Ouch!

File under: Malarkey, Crapper and Mudge, LLC

If Ron Cox married Mark Zuckerberg he'd be

Ron Cox - Zuckerberg....but you've already heard that one.