Neil Osborne to moderate NOT SO GREAT DEBATE - - A FAMOUS MEDFORD INFORMATION CENTRAL PARODY
vs Parody on #MedfordInformationCentral here medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2023/08/the-no #mapoli #BosPoli #MedfordPoli
Good evening, Medford, and welcome to the Chevalier Theater for the Not-So-Great debate. I'm your objective moderator Neil Osborne - and I am truly objective as I hate both candidates as much as they hate me.
My job is to keep Michael J. McGlynn from jumping on the stage and interrupting, as well as keeping McGlynn and Dr. Marice Edouard Vincent from beating each other up.
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Dr. No: First Question: Mr Caraviello, you've been accused of having poor diction, a temper, admitting under oath to judge and jury in criminal court on Jan 31, 2017 that you're "on the list" of the top 10 S.O.B.'s in Medford, and after losing in criminal court you were accused of stalking the innocent homosexual senior that you fixated on. How does this make you mayor material?
Caraviello: Neil, that is all irrelevant. I believe Mayor Lungo-Koehn is looking at naked photos of Hunter Biden instead of talking to the city council. She has never, ever spoken to the council. Why didn't you start off with that?
Mayor: Objection
Caraviello: Michael Marks, the non-indicted felon who committed witness intimidation, says you "can't object, this isn't a court of law."
Mayor Lungo-Koehn: What I want to know, Rick, is how the hell you flipped a motorboat over? Were you avoiding the ducks, or were you on drugs and/or drinking? You could have asked to borrow my duck boat driver, he certainly isn't qualified to run a tv station.
Caraviello: Now you're hitting below the belt!
Mayor: Below the belt? Yeah, when you were attempting to decapitate someone for the insurance money and only got the propeller to grab a foot, you are certainly hitting below the belt... and not being very efficient.
Caraviello: I'll sue you, intentional infliction of emotional distress?
Breanna: Oh, is that like harassing some old homo senior homo, dragging the elder homo into court and getting egg all over your face, Rick? Poor baby!
Caraviello: You sure do like to use the word HOMO
Breanna: I certainly do, I'm not sponsored by anti-trans, anti-homosexual John Petrella, you are, so I'm going to drop as much queer stuff as I can tonight.
Caraviello: You disgust me, Breanna!
Breanna: Is that because I'm eloquent with a beauteous tone and an obsessive love for Medford while you are an ignorant, fumbling, stumbling fat slob?
Caraviello: see, see, this is why the citizenry need to vote for me!
Breanna: Yeah, free drunken boat rides down the Mystic River to the casino, better have real good water insurance, people, and better risk your lives in a boat ride instead of the rancid RC Limos
Caraviello: Neil, I need to hire you, for tortious interference COMMITTED BY THE MAYOR with/against my limo service to all the viewers
Neil Osborne: What viewers? You people censored all the CORI-checked members, all seven of them.
Breanna: THIS IS BREANNA LUNGO KOEHN, AND YOUR HONOR, I REST MY CASE.
PARODY
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