Johnson and Johnson: House Speaker Mike Johnson and Jack Johnson

 Johnson and Johnson: 

Speaker Johnson: "Son, why do you read all those muscle magazines?

17 year-old Jack Johnson "Well, dad, I just don't know, but don't worry...I won't look at girls."

Speaker Johnson: "Hmmm, that's pretty interesting. Let me borrow them...and don't tell your mom."  

Jack: "I promise I won't if you DON'T borrow my GQ collection. The guys are even hotter there."

 

The Republican Louisiana congressman disclosed that he and his son employ Covenant Eyes software to monitor each other’s internet usage for explicit content. This revelation came from a clip from a 2022 forum at the Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, La. During the forum, Johnson explained the purpose and function of the software.

“Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been using a long time in our household,” he said.

Johnson said he learned about it “at a Promise Keepers event in the early 2000s,” describing it as “the largest accountability software that there is.” https://www.advocate.com/politics/mike-johnson-son-porn-monitoring

He endorsed the software to the audience, noting, “It’s about $15 a month, $16 a month, something like that. And you get up to 10 devices.” He elaborated on its functionality, saying, “It’s accountability software. … It scans — you obviously opt into it — but it scans all the activity on your phone or your devices, your laptop, tablet, what have you. We do all of it.”