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____________________________________________Jenn Never Would: As chief of staff I have to interview you today.
Mob Rob Raiocco: But it's just a formality, right? I mean, my niece is in the front office
Jenn Never Would: We have her quarantined.
Mob Rob Raiocco: You mean she has her own office.
Jenn: You say office, I say quarantined. Married to that ignorant pit bull, trust us, she's in quarantine.
Mob Rob Raiocco: So Barisa Matista is leaving auditing. I'm good with numbers.
Jenn Never Would: There's that little problem with Ring Ding Dong. I've asked Dr. Dre to step in and help with the interview.
Rob Raiocco: If you're Jenn Never Would, and you know Dr. Dre, would you be related to Dr. Vilhelm Wood?
Jenn Never Would; That demented old bat? No, he and his cane went south...literally and figuratively. The only Dr. you are going to deal with today is Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre: I have to do a little rap first.
Ring Ding Dong
Ring, ding dong, ring a ding dingolo dong... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs
Rob Raiocco: We've come a long way from the days of the Velvet Underground's Sister Ray sXXcking on a ding dong, haven't we?
Dr. Dre: Ring, ding dong...
Jenn Would Never: You see, Mr. Raiocco, there's that little Dingolo problem that you have
Dr. Dre: Ring, Ding Dong, Ring a Ding Ding Dongolo
Rob Raiocco: You'd better not be hedging on giving me the job. I left my life conning and scamming at Fells Wargo for this dream job with Darth Stephanie
Dr. Dre: I'm yer Fxxxng Santa Claus
[Key] Ring ding dong
Ring ding dong
Ring diggi ding diggi
Ding ding ding
([Taemin] Ojak neoman deullinda)
The police man...that's a bust man...I can't go back to jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs
Jenn Never Would: It's not like your speaker Dimasi, Rob Raiocco, but...
Rob Mob Maiocco: You mean "not like YOU'RE Speaker DiMasi"
Jenn Would Never: No, if Stephanie writes "campain" and McGlynn writes "your" instead of "you're" you have to get with
the program; these are not mistakes, they are code words. You flunked the first question.
Dr. Dre: Ding Ding Dong, Dingolo Dingolo Wrong. Ring a ding dong.
Jenn Never Would: Can I get you a ring ding, Jeanine's Uncle?
Rob Raiocco: Have you ever heard a 70 year old man rap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs
Jenn Would Never: God know. I mean, no...heck, what do I know, Brian told me to hold this interim gig till his wife could "get her feet wet," as if THAT is ever going to happen.
(Rob Raiocco starts rappping)
I left Fells Wargo to go rap rap rapping
I caught Nike Mestor at work nap nap napping
yes I ripped off Dingolo, no one understands
I have to work for Stephanie
the girl with dirty hands.
They steal from the ratepayers
I want a piece
put my resume in damn first, I did
when I gave it I gave it to / my dahling favorite niece
rap rap rap, one letter off from rape
keep my mouth shut on a varsity coach
would you like a crepe?
You say tohmato, I say Donato
she said I had this gig, so I left Fells Wargo
then I crossed the vig, I should run off to Ohio
Belson flipped his wig, Now I'm DiBene-Indicto-oh
We have a Stephanie Crepe, some say creep
bloggers are all gay,
I groove like Dr. Dre
sticky fingers and a faker
if they don't gimme Batista, I'll take on Baker
Jenn Would Never: And you think that crap gets you hired?
Mob Rob Raiocco: I thought this was a formality?
Dr. Dre
[Taemin] Neodo machi butterfly
Neomu yakhae ppajeosseo
Neomu soonhae ppajeosseo
Neol gyeotae dweoyagaesseo
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/shinee/ringdingdong.html
Dr. Dre: You got that little Dingolo problem
Rob Mob Raiocco: What Dingolo problem? I paid my debt to society
Jenn Never Would; HA! (she presses intercom: Stephanie, are you listening?)
Darth Stephanie, doing her nails again, doing her best Wrath Of Kahn Khan Ricardo Montalban impression " ahhhh....I hear him indeed. Give him the fxxxxng job, he helped me with my campaign.)
Jenn Never Would leaves the intercom on: "I'm sorry, Rob Raiocco, I can't in good conscience give you the job."
Raiocco: I can get you fired
Jenn Never Would: Who gives a damn? I've got a better gig waiting for me in Superior Court
Stephanie starts throwing things
Raiocco: We can't lose you...Karen Rose, Teresa Walsh, Louise Miller, Annie Sgroi, Barisa Matista, Brian Kerins about to bolt, so too Ann Baker, Ms. Irwin in classes every other day still can't get the hang of it...
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Jenn Never Would; You're fired
Rob Mob Raiocco: I never even got hired? How can you fire if I didn't get the hire?
Jenn Never Would; Oh you were hired under MGL Quid Pro Quo, we're just firing you as a formality
Dr. Dre: Dingolo Dingolo Dingolo Dingolo
Jenn Never Would; Teresa Walsh, Teresa Walsh, Teresa Walsh, Teresa Walsh
Rob Mob Buy-occo: I'll spill the beans!
Jenn Never Would; Well, I sure hope so!
Dr. Dre: I feel some Snoop Dog coming on...BITCH, please, Darth Stephanie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMaYLrl3mU
Ding Ding Dingolo
Ring Ring Ringolo
he's just another hack slob
there's the door, Uncle Bob...