The Ballad of Mark Rum-Loon

Mike McGlynn gave him a silver spoon

this is the ballad of dark Mark Rum-Loon

when he says "delusional" we say Deflection

the beneficiary of a / damned tainted election 

He thinks he's so eloquent, watch him articulate

He will sue you if you choose to say

that he likes to / Pon___XXXXX

(Pond scum...doesn't rhyme with articulate, but what the hell)

 So full of mellow-drama while he's never compliant

at a city council meeting

he berates his own client 

Two faced and duplicitous
his free speech has halitosis 
and the on the fence "president"
is degraded by osmosis

A separate body politic
by the charlatan, pretender
who gave keys to the kingdom
to the housing Sex Offender?

Those unclean hands need Nivea
Did you see him jump up, Vivia?
Out to pasture and the prairie
Send the Rumloon to Sam Pharie

a jumbled mix of corruption
he'll sue you if you say confxxx
(confabulation?  maybe but it doesn't rhyme!* we're not allowed to say "confess" because there's no free speech in Medford)
con artists and abduction of
a city in distress

 So fluent and coherent
articulates like Don Fanucci
 Act 2 in the Godfather
another faccia brucci!



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In psychiatry, confabulation (verb: confabulate) is a disturbance of memory, defined as the production of fabricated, distorted, or misinterpreted memories about oneself or the world, without the conscious intention to deceive.