a parody
CORI. (Hereinafter Conscience of Rumley,inc).
This is a real good one! Coming soon!
CORI. (Hereinafter Conscience of Rumley, Inc) (speaking in ethereal tone)
How does it feel to have ripped off the community vis-a-vis Public Access Television?
Rumley: I am a good person. I do what I am told
CORI. You are a despicable cheat, a liar, with a fat black car and a bloated salary
Rumley: I tried to get other work, going after broke people who have credit card debt, but I was found out to be
CORI: Moonlighting on the citizens of Medford, cheating them, ripping them off, that's all you do!
RUMLEY: I'm a good man, a decent man...
CORI: You're a son of a bitch who deludes himself into thinking he's decent and honorable.
About as decent and honorable as Donald Trump
RUMLEY: Damn you
CORI: Well, since I'm your conscience, you would know, Mark, about damning yourself
PARODY TO BE CONTINUED
Mark Rumley thinks no reasonable person would take this blog seriously.
Good. He's such a jackass that he doesn't get it. Trashing the blog that IS funny is just like Donald Trump, trashing reality, trashing the FACTS!