Crooked, Crooked Stephanie
She disco downs like Lady Bump
Medford's own Stephanie Trump
Cavorts as Queen in Mike McGlynn's Dump
Questionable Votes, Plucked one, two, three
It's Crooked, Crooked Stephanie
Qualifications, they're all junk
Hubby dearest, allegedly drunk
Her scrambled brain space oddity
it's crooked, crooked Stephanie
A secret lockdown, sound of the bell
a hush up as director, personnel
Nose up in the air, snoot, snoot snooty
it's crooked, crooked Steph-phoo phoo phoonie