1,344,344 @ 9:19 pm
Elected officials, beyond reproach
some young lady having fun with the varsity coach
Pre-Jenna Tarabelsi, just another teacher's pet
Tom, Dick and Harry, did she get to George yet?
Drunk stupid daddy, he went off to Indiana
He was always caught fighting with our sweet old nana
cussin' and a swervin' oh the fun never stops
The bastard's under supervision by all the local cops
*******
In high school he was the big basketball star
A huge story in the Mustang/now that will get him far
This writer slugged, stalked, defamed in June of 2015
Come the end of the month, the coach was nowhere to be seen
If you read between the lines and get the double meaning
The exiting mayor does a little house cleaning
a broken computer chip at the polls
Now Daffy Duck's the mayor, in bed with TV3 trolls
a stolen election, false charges quickly filed
illegitimate election, the candidate reviled
The death of public access, for whom the bell tolls
The city lawyer likes to censor/while she's off shopping at Kohl's
Mumbling at the city council / fatter than a marshmallow
The most stupid fraud in history / Dick Caraviello
On prom night if your daughter acts like Lady Godiva
Ask Rumley for a CORI check / on the limo driver
city officials, they should be beyond reproach
Thanks to Martha, Cleanup Woman, where's the Varsity Coach?
If they were just a bit honest, a little pregnant, with a brain
They wouldn't take an aim on vig / to fix that constant migraine
Where is Elysee Castor, Transition Team's unlikely journey
We can learn a lot, dear readers, subpoena Teresa Walsh, Attorney
A public records request / we still wait for the Re-Zultz...
For JJ's busy reading all his lines / star of the film on Sgt Schultz
*******
In high school he was the big basketball star
A huge story in the Mustang/now that will get him far
This writer slugged, stalked, defamed in June of 2015
Come the end of the month, the coach was nowhere to be seen
If you read between the lines and get the double meaning
The exiting mayor does a little house cleaning
a broken computer chip at the polls
Now Daffy Duck's the mayor, in bed with TV3 trolls
a stolen election, false charges quickly filed
illegitimate election, the candidate reviled
The death of public access, for whom the bell tolls
The city lawyer likes to censor/while she's off shopping at Kohl's
Mumbling at the city council / fatter than a marshmallow
The most stupid fraud in history / Dick Caraviello
On prom night if your daughter acts like Lady Godiva
Ask Rumley for a CORI check / on the limo driver
city officials, they should be beyond reproach
Thanks to Martha, Cleanup Woman, where's the Varsity Coach?
If they were just a bit honest, a little pregnant, with a brain
They wouldn't take an aim on vig / to fix that constant migraine
Where is Elysee Castor, Transition Team's unlikely journey
We can learn a lot, dear readers, subpoena Teresa Walsh, Attorney
A public records request / we still wait for the Re-Zultz...
For JJ's busy reading all his lines / star of the film on Sgt Schultz
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this is a parody
i think i think i think
General Burkhalter...genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXmSZxcraYQ
played by Leon Askin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Askin
i think i think i think
General Burkhalter...genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXmSZxcraYQ
played by Leon Askin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Askin