Sunday, May 5, 2019

Ode To Teacher, Varsity Coach

1,344,361 @ 9:42 pm   40 after 8 pm - 9:42 pm
1,344,344 @ 9:19 pm


 Elected officials, beyond reproach 

some young lady having fun with the varsity coach 

 Pre-Jenna Tarabelsi, just another teacher's pet 

Tom, Dick and Harry, did she get to George yet? 

 Drunk stupid daddy, he went off to Indiana

He was always caught fighting with our sweet old nana 

cussin' and a swervin' oh the fun never stops

The bastard's under supervision by all the local cops

*******

In high school he was the big basketball star

A huge story in the Mustang/now that will get him far

This writer slugged, stalked, defamed in June of 2015

Come the end of the month, the coach was nowhere to be seen

If you read between the lines and get the double meaning

The exiting mayor does a little house cleaning

a broken computer chip at the polls

Now Daffy Duck's the mayor, in bed with TV3 trolls

a stolen election, false charges quickly filed

illegitimate election, the candidate reviled

The death of public access, for whom the bell tolls

The city lawyer likes to censor/while she's off shopping at Kohl's

Mumbling at the  city council / fatter than a marshmallow

The most stupid fraud in history / Dick Caraviello

On prom night if your daughter acts like Lady Godiva

Ask Rumley for a CORI check / on the limo driver

city officials, they should be beyond reproach

Thanks to Martha, Cleanup Woman, where's the Varsity Coach?

If they were just a bit honest, a little pregnant, with a brain

They wouldn't take an aim on vig / to fix that constant migraine

Where is Elysee Castor, Transition Team's unlikely journey

We can learn a lot, dear readers, subpoena Teresa Walsh, Attorney

A public records request / we still wait for the Re-Zultz...

For JJ's busy reading all his lines / star of the film on Sgt Schultz



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General Burkhalter...genius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXmSZxcraYQ


played by Leon Askin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Askin