Rumor of the Day: John Petrella to make Hateful Pastor Michael of N.E.B.C. his Running Mate!

 

 

The Ballad of John Petrella

 

A candidate that's such / a creepy bigoted fella

welcome to the crazy world of  Mayor John Petrella

Not very visible when / you hit an engine "search"

He's the only friend of / the N.E. Baptist church

 

Let him march with Pastor Mike , they can both do all their hatin'

It's Medford's own haunt for that friendly guy, Lord Satan!

Petrella's campaign is often / feeling awful shady

You KNOW the real manager is

Tricia Doherty Brady!

 

Zac's out there with the bullhorn, it ain't a pretty sight

He'd be the world's worst candidate

except for Adam Knight

With Richard Caraviello, needing stomach surgery

but the doctors are afraid that tummy's full of perjury

 

While Tricia's too busy/ watching films of Marlon Brando

Johnny's out recruiting, next one up is  Rick Orlando 

Watch the battle start, when they both decide to flunk her

and plot the Medford takeover / deep inside Trump's bunker 

 

Does Jimmy Lyons know the Donald???

Does he have authority?

Or the right wing in New Hampshire

Tricia Brady Doherty

 

 

You've just entered another fine edition of the BREANNA LUNGO KOEHN POETRY CORNER