The Ballad of John Petrella
A candidate that's such / a creepy bigoted fella
welcome to the crazy world of Mayor John Petrella
Not very visible when / you hit an engine "search"
He's the only friend of / the N.E. Baptist church
Let him march with Pastor Mike , they can both do all their hatin'
It's Medford's own haunt for that friendly guy, Lord Satan!
Petrella's campaign is often / feeling awful shady
You KNOW the real manager is
Tricia Doherty Brady!
Zac's out there with the bullhorn, it ain't a pretty sight
He'd be the world's worst candidate
except for Adam Knight
With Richard Caraviello, needing stomach surgery
but the doctors are afraid that tummy's full of perjury
While Tricia's too busy/ watching films of Marlon Brando
Johnny's out recruiting, next one up is Rick Orlando
Watch the battle start, when they both decide to flunk her
and plot the Medford takeover / deep inside Trump's bunker
Does Jimmy Lyons know the Donald???
Does he have authority?
Or the right wing in New Hampshire
Tricia Brady Doherty
You've just entered another fine edition of the BREANNA LUNGO KOEHN POETRY CORNER
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