Moon River, Andy Williams ....were it "Close To You" it would have been even worse!
Just looking for some peace and quiet
we get some fat guy starting a riot
Bad enough a stalker so eager beaver
to break into my home, wielding bloody meat cleaver
It took more than a legal bazooka
to remove board member Arthur DeLuca
I'll blast out Sutherland Brothers
if an out of tune fat guy
tries to sing me "Moon River"
I'm a kind and generous fellow
feeling like he's always stalked by
a Rick Caraviello
There's Deanna Deveney / licking the frosting
A nice new neighborhood, but someone accosting
Thinks he's my best new friend, but he's an Indian Giver
I don't wanna hear some fat guy
singing MOON RIVER
We had to put up with Obi Ron-Kenobi Cox
and deal with the likes of / Dabb's Locks
caught in a world of perpetual hate
with ninety percent of them / way overweight
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