Obnoxious Person Calls Himself "Mayor" of my Street, Like Jeanne Martin was Mayor near Wegman's

  Breanna needs to tell this clown that two members of the city council believe that I had Mayor McGlynn removed by the FBI.

I can't confirm it, but I'll take the credit.

FINALLY, peace and quiet on my street for the past week after two months of a clown show.

You know I attract this stuff!  Great new apartment I love and a circus atmosphere day after day after day.

God seems to put me in places that need cleansing.  Sheesh.  Why do I attract this stuff?

If I'm investigating a police chief in Medford someone should clue a quasi street mayor that I'm not afraid...yeah, there were intimidating remarks under my window, ho hum, what else is new? (it sure felt like they were running an unlicensed gambling casino from his apartment, allegedly, but what do I know?.....)

Someone tell the "mayor" there's a new sheriff in town...with quite a bit of experience dealing with corrupt mayors and deficient radio program directors.

I don't have to publish my FIVE PAGE report on him that finally got some peace and quiet in the neighborhood.  Y'all have seen my effective etchings, so I won't bore you with the details, but what the Fxxx?

There were two huge "safety hazards" Mr. Mayor (weighing in at half-a-Caraviello going on Scarpelli...heading to the Zac Bears zone...why are FAT people all over the place in my life?)....I'd love to tell him that mayors aren't supposed to create safety hazards (Muccini-Burke, look in the mirror) ...but we ain't talking anymore.  He thought he was my new best friend serenading me under my window (DAILY!, this is not a joke.  "Moon River," "Sweet Caroline," does he not know that I produced recordings for Grammy winners and a rock and  roll HALL OF FAMER....like, I want to hear a fat Andy Williams off key?)  Breanna, PLEASE explain to him I only date handsome men and that I am NOT a Chubby Chaser.

Welcome to my world!

Moon River, Andy Williams ....were it "Close To You" it would have been even worse!

https://youtu.be/L_jgIezosVA   

When they start up slightly I just blast my own recording of "There's Nothing Like a Hit" and they get the message and shut up.

Listen to There's Nothing Like a Hit so Spotify can send me my .0005    Thank you  https://open.spotify.com/album/3IAUo2MEa3KbC6Kx5TLRnE?highlight=spotify%3Atrack%3A4PFXPJMaqIuolwSW4KdGcq&fbclid=IwAR1QDfT-r0Mwcan3HFhl8-gIRNv1tDU5Gw-Pc_RzpD52WBJJ-LIGaZYpFdE

It's a song about a student of Christian Science and a party boy in New York in the 1980s...with appointments at various record companies...

...and it's all true!

"Hits made you famous/hits sent you to hell, hit there's nothing like a hit..."

 
We had appointments with the A & Rs, Parker Meridian to Gramercy Park, What's the Fastest Way to get to the Stars?  Hit...there's nothing like a hit 

Original Version on SPOTIFY
https://open.spotify.com/album/3IAUo2MEa3KbC6Kx5TLRnE?highlight=spotify:track:4PFXPJMaqIuolwSW4KdGcq

And YOUTUBE
 https://youtu.be/3pYe27dUVjY

Ray Cepeda 2005 Guitar Mix attached on MP3

Hit, nothing like a hit

Win the lottery watch out what you wish for
on the cover of the Rolling Stone
Ted Williams, Mike Tyson, Eric Carmen
None of them had hits like Al Capone

Hit - There's nothing like a hit

Played on WHOB, Nashua, NH for a full year
as the theme song to their local music show
1/15/05  WNSH AM 1570
1/16/05  WMWM FM 91.7
from the album LIFESWORK

Played on WMFO Medford June 27, 2022,

17 years later, this week!!!!

On the Whimsical compilation ELEVATE

in U.K.

#1 on the Boston Phoenix magazine playlist with worldwide spins! back in the day when there was a Boston Phoenix.