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Why is Muccini-Burke having her campaign event in Malden? Sure, the owner of John Byers Tavern may live in Medford, but the appearance is that Burke is making it difficult for Medford residents to get to the next city's borders when some could just walk to Medford Square.
Poor Ms. Stephanie wants your money.
Why doesn't she try fixing our streets first?
Answer: If the stalkers won't come to her to contribute, your "mayor" will go to them. The only support Muccini-Burke gets in the Transcript these days is from a disreputable person who doesn't even live in our city.
Medford is sick of Muccini-Burke already - heck, so is a certain attorney who used to be her chief-of-staff. Maybe Muccini-Burke is having her event at the John Byers Tavern (*my joke to Johnny yesterday)...ooops John Brewers Tavern because she's running for Mayor of Malden too!
Clueless in one city, she's trying to be the first woman to be mayor of two municipalities at the same time. Why not? Screw them both up the way she allegedly fumbled at River's Edge.
Note to Everett residents: watch out for the Stephanie Locomotive! Emphasis on Loco! with a Motive (means and opportunity as well.)
BREAKING NEWS:
MUCCINI-BURKE FAMILY TO ALL GET JOBS INSIDE CITY HALL
propaganda minister: Lena Muccini (especially good at infiltrating the housing authority where her daughter stashes her because Stephanie is too cheap to let her mom live in Blackstone!)
Brian S. Burke: Dog catcher with a dirty mouth
There's a job opening for vetting teachers in the clan as well. We'll post the names once the position is filled.
Oh this is a parody, send all lawsuits to
Granara, Skerry, Dalai Lama, LLC
Thank you.
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