WANTED: Who Will Take These Broads Off Their Hands For Me!!!!

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John Huston
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Huston in Myra Breckinridge 

"Identical twins." 

Mae West's response: "I'm the only one who can tell the difference!"

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/identical-twin-brothers-propose-identical-twin-sisters-amazing-204003099--abc-news-sex.html

Josh and Jeremy?  More like Yum and Yum

File under; YUM YUM 

Adam asks Freddy "What's a broad?"

Freddy: That's when you go to Vegas to purchase services from RentGuy Dot Com

Adam: I thought abroad meant oversees?

adverb

1. 1.

   in or to a foreign country or countries.

Freddy: Spell much, Adam?  You've got the board of bar overseers on your mind because you think one of your attorneys is lacking!

Adam: You should know, you have the same counsel!

Freddy: Not only overseas but 

2. 2.

   in different directions; over a wide area.

   "millions of seeds are annually scattered abroad"

Adam: Isn't that how you like your men, Freddy, over a wide area?

Freddy: No comment...the meter's running...

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Urban Dictionary: broad

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=broad

Word for a woman. Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch.

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What does it mean when a girl is a broad?

"woman," slang, 1911, perhaps suggestive of broad (adj.) hips, but it also might trace to American English abroadwife, word for a woman (often a slave) away from her husband. Earliest use of the slang word suggests immorality or coarse, low-class women.