GO TO YOUR LOCAL VAPE SHOP AND GRAB 'EM UP, LITERALLY, WHILE YOU CAN
--all plastic bags - Stop and Shop, Target, Varsity Coach Adult Toy Shoppe etc.
---the following plastic items are now banned in the city
---The Scarpelli, a prophylactic featuring a red-tipped broom handle
---The Dello Russo - looks like a smoke bomb prophylactic but with sodium acetate (hot ice) for fun in the freezer
---The Rumley Safe-cracker - this "safe," not so much. Shaped like a dunce cap
The Caraviello - oversized and useless, but does come in handy when Dr. Marice Edouard-Vincent puts her lipstick on Roy Belson's bald pate to make him look like the walking dick that he is. Use with caution as the back end is actually larger than the front end, if you can believe that, and we're not talking about the invisible region below the belly and derriere ...that's no man's land
The Falco - a glow-in-the-dark condom that is good for blackouts to light up city hall with do-nothing stupidity
The Madame Knight and Marks Michaels designs were deleted due to lack of interest. A state reprobate gobbled them up at a discount and left them in the open trunk of his car for anyone knowing which parking lot to find it in.
