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The John Buckley Interview
on Visual Radio
a parody
JV: We're talking to newly minted police chief John D. Buckley of Medford. Hello John
JB: Why the heck am I way out here to do a TV show
JV: You're the police chief, maybe after 200 people getting those Rumley CORI checks the invasion of privacy is upsetting some people.
JB:Well, your chief feel safe here in this high school. No CORI checks and no child molesting teachers. How refreshing.
JV: You think you are MY chief? I'm an agnostic when it comes to Medford policing.
JB: Hmmm...on our dart board at 100 Main St. it says a LOT of things ...agnostic isn't one of them.
JV: I bet! So chief, what do you call a Medford police officer who goes on a call regarding a couple divorcing?
JB: That's easy, Match.com for police!
JV: So women who get divorced find a skirt-chasing cop at their door - isn't that a little dangerous given the Shawn Hughes and Greg Hudson situations with their wives.
JB: Joe, those gals should know better. Some some Medford cops beat their wives, so what? And if a woman dates a married cop and our cops are known to beat their wives, then they get what they deserve.
JV: Let me read you a news item about that specific case, ex Chief Sacco said the woman has "issues."
JB: Of course she had issues, she got whacked in the mouth by the cop that cheated on his wife and kids with her.
JV: Moving right along, cops marrying their own stalker takes it to another level.
JB: Which cop is that?
JV: Don't go all Mickey the Dunce on us, JB.
JB: How 'bout Johnny the Dunce, I take the Fifth on that one.
JV: And the mayor's husband takes the fifth too, the fifth of Vodka, the fifth of...
JB: Enough. SO the guy swore at you at the Chevalier
JV: Duh!
JB: No one has anything to fear from the Medford police.
JV: How did Gerry Clemente get INTO the Depositor's Trust?
JB: Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, JOE, that was long ago on a planet far away.
JV: Wasn't part of the Doherty / Clemente criminal master plan to get family members into city government?
JB: Are you asking about Captain Alan Doherty and Barry Clemente?
JV: From your lips to God's ear, no, I was actually referencing Thomas K. Doherty and Gerry Clemente. Thank you for your refreshingly honest answer.
JB: Can I use a lifeline? Phone a friend?
JV: No. So people don't need to fear the police, yet Stephen Lebert certainly didn't seem judge sober did he when he threatened to murder that Malden guy?
JB: C'mon, Joe, everyone's allowed one.
JV: One? Like he and uncle Lebert beating up on that Woburn guy, I heard that it was a vicious beat down by TWO COPS in uniform out of their jurisdiction and on company time.
JB: Steven did present many problems for us.
JV: Which brings us to your little speech on October 1 mimicking former chief Sacco telling the people what you want them to hear instead of the truth.
JB: No one has any reason to fear the police.
JV: Even Shawn Norton drunk driving and slamming into a car. $150.00 bail, such a deal! Who was his judge, disgraced Paul Cavanaugh.
JB: You just love Andrew Carnegie, don't you.
JV: Well, see, chief, therein lies the problem. You've got the word steel on your mind...as in, your police officers steal.
Andrew, Dale, Carnegie Hall, what's the difference?
So...I have gift for you.
JB: Is there a problem here? These are GOOD men and women... I'm perplexed.
JV: Befuddled is more like it. It's your confusion over your oath of office and your deceptive life itself. Let's explain it to you:
In 1919 he changed the spelling of his name from Carnagey to Carnegie. In 1926 he published the first collection of his writings titled "Public Speaking: a practical Course for Business Men." The book became a bestseller, and the author became rich. However, he lost all his savings in the stock market crash of 1929.
How to Win Friends and Influence People.
JB: How to generate enemies by publishing a blog
JV: Is that a threat?
__________________________________________
Dale Carnegie was not related to steel magnate Andrew Carnegie
or any of his descendants. He was a man from humble beginnings who
recognized a business opportunity and grabbed it. He also knew a little
something about people.
to be continued.
CHIEF BUCKLEY SAYS DO NOT FEAR THE POLICE
BREANNA LUNGO-KOEHN TELLS THE COUNCIL THAT PEOPLE ARE AFRAID
DATE A MARRIED COP CHEATING ON HIS FAMILY AND THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU
TO SERVE AND PROTECT AND BEAT YOU IN THE MOUTH TILL YOU NEED STITCHES.
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