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My Name is Dufus and I'm an Alcoholic!
Posted May 18, 2015
MEDFORD
ENDORSEMENT BY DUFUS CAMUFUS
As a City Councilor, it is imperative to look for ways to harass and intimidate the opposition, be it behind City Hall going through a one way sign AND a stop sign at high speed honking your horn loudly (a violation of the law after hours called "screeching tires" or something - disturbing the peace) at some homosexual you really, really hate, and doing it in our community on a daily basis.
Look, I detested Stephanie, but she has friends in high places, and when I used to get high, those friends in high places could get me out of jams, if you know what I mean.
One way to achieve this is by supporting candidates for office that have a clear double vision for the city of Medford. Stephanie Muccini Burke has that double vision and a forked tongue, and I, the biggest reprobate in Medford's history on the city council announce today that I am supporting her candidacy to become the next mayor of the city of Medford. She accepted my endorsement kicking, screaming, foaming at the mouth in Mayor McGlynn's office, and even quit because of me, but McGlynn sucked her back in by raising her salary another ten grand. She's easy, and we like easy.
Stephanie’s executive level experience is a joke, but that's why there are liars like Mayor McGlynn and Dufus Camufus to spread those lies and aid and abet her nutty candidacy. Her eight terms as a Medford city councilor, along with her unwavering commitment to the McGlynn Machine make her the ideal patsy like those losers who came before her, Erin DiBenedetto, Carl Sciortino and Martha Coakley, all accepting McGlynn's help and all crashing to devastating defeats.
T o lead this city forward in the coming years you need the other guy. In order for us to rape, pillage and plunder the city's resources, we need our partner in cr....I mean Partner in Progress, Stephanie Muccini Burke (rhymes with ...duh ...Captain Kirk (Mike McGlynn slaps Dufus on the back of the head for almost flubbing and stating his real thoughts on Stephanie. Camufus is PISSED that he isn't the heir apparent, which is why he cussed out McGlynn for weeks on end until the Mayor cut one of his trademark Faustian bargains with Dufus)
I have had the pleasure of antagonizing Stephanie on many key issues as we didn't share the same phony progressive ideas and values. Now that she's come over to the dark side of McGlynn's "Tony Soprano-styled" enterprise we look forward to further ripping off the city of Medford and inflicting a total jackass like Adam Knight upon you again.
Stephanie’s leadership as a city councilor on her “Small Restaurant Initiative” lowering the seating requirements for liquor licenses so the she and her spouse and me can go out and party was significant in my life. Establishing a beer/wine license has proven to be a positive step forward in attracting quality dining establishments to Medford where we can carouse and cause trouble. Damn, wish I coulda got a liquor license for my two failed limousine companies, but I digress. . As the budget director, Stephanie chopped the f@%k out of everyone's budget eradicating core city services while at the same time looking for ways to strengthen her own pocket book at your expense.
Don't blame me or Mike McGlynn!
The "fall guy" in this is our Stephanie!!! Devastating the city’s financial state with glee by trading in infrastructure for the illusion of a nice bond rating is on her. We just went along with it.
IT IS TOO funny, and ya all fell for it. Me, I'm an old drunk and I know it. That's why I abuse Alcoholics Anonymous and don't make it anonymous. Stephanie, aligning with an idiot who drinks, is clearly drunk with power. If she gets in it will be as bad for Medford as Martha Coakley becoming governor. You dodged a bullet with Martha getting her lunch handed to her by the better candidate, Charlie Baker, and now the city better hope for lightning to strike twice and for Stephanie's opponent to get in.
Because if we get in, if Stepphie steals the votes, you are all screwed and we will continue to pillage and plunder this city...$800,000 for McGlynn's daughters to teach water color over eight years, Jack Dump-sey double dipping on the video, Inside Medfraud celebrating our malfeasance. Ha Ha... can't wait!!
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STEPHANIE REPLIES:
"I am humbled and honored to be endorsed by Councilor Dufus Camufus,” Burke said with an arm in a sling after Mayor McGlynn nearly broke it while twisting it to the max.
“His commitment to an institution was overturned because I have connections that I don't talk about on my campaign literature. In fact, I'm the only candidate not mentioning the name of my own er...blouse, my own blouse. Am I embarrassed? You tell me!
Councilor Camufus’s lack of character and poor work ethic as the candidate who showed up at the council the least amount of times and who is always jumping up from his council seat to shake hands, go to the men's room, futz around on the cell phone, call Aunty Careena in Joka RATon or threaten his own mother with a meat cleaver allegedly, is unmatched malfeasance in the history of Medfraud. And McGlynn had to saddle me with this baggage, this jerk, and inflict more McGlynn Fatigue upon me and the voters.
Dufus Camufus has an ugly approach to all he endeavors. It is a credit to his parents (NOT!) - so much so that they had to take a restraining order out on him for that wretched meat cleaver incident. His lack of family value, the old drunk, is something that the editor of Medford Info Central refuses to publish out of respect for the victims. Dammit.
(Editorial comment: Dufus Camufus is such a dog in the family values department it almost demands a call to K-9, which proves what a liar Candidate Stephanie is in her campaign rhetoric about a councilor she doesn't just hate, a councilor she LOATHES. Talk about being a hypocrite, Stephanie ! Dear old mom and dad allegedly needed a restraining order on Dufus; the bastard is such a dog ya have to call K-9, that's the "alleged" truth about those "family values" you lie about, Stephanie. A LOT of people know (allegedly) lots, lots more on Dufus, and you know it too! Shame on you, girl!)
That is a thread that we share and I am proud to call him my friend after being forced to say this about the son of a bitch Camufus thanks to Michael "Corleone" McGlynn."
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don't believe a word of it...even if it is true!!!
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Have another drink, Paul.
Which Paul???
(hiccup)
Oops...If yer reading this Judge Jackson-Thompson, boy do we need you now ...
just another inside joke ...
Come to think of it, Stephanie, why did McGlynn deep six the Judge Jackson report? Enquiring minds want to know?
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This blog is considered DELUSIONAL by a
wonderful judge in Superior Court* and by
a City Solicitor who is sometimes wonderful,
and sometimes...prone to sin...oh well...makes
him more...human, perhaps...
Sinners, repent!
*Wonderful judge handed us a wonderful victory over Arthur Alan Deluca and the thugs at TV3 Medford sending the Wicked Witch of the South back to Rhode Island with her naughty lying fanny all bruised and red from the defeat.
Thirteen Questions
THE STEPHANIE BURKE
Absolut Campaign 2010
even with the photo of the drink
this Stephanie spells "campaign" directly and...voila...correctly!!!
The Herald Post
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Stephanie Burke unlikely to staff up for Presidential campaign in 2016
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