The Ballad of the Nagenblast

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Doug says, if harassed, the police you should /
call up
The asterisk notes, not for Daddy's Little Trollop

At Medford high she was (the purported) 
Queen of Boff

Call 911, you may find, (that they) took the knight off.
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You say Antipasto, I say Basil Pesto
The coach is busy busy
writing up his Manifesto 
he starts getting sloppy, (he is) not very fussy
his mind drifts off  quite often /to his favorite little hussy
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With two bitchy parents / who think they're oh so smart
Embarrassed by the conduct of/ daddy's little tart
hurling cuss-words often/ while drunk in his Hack-uzzi  (a Jacuzzi for hacks!)
He must defend the honor of daddy's little floozy

Let bygones be bygones, the past is in the past
A 6/30 pink slip, coach gets out of town, and fast!
Ship her to another state, from fallen woman to a starlet
For in the meadow by the ford 
she's known as Medford's Little Harlot!
Inside the city limits / students say /her letter's scarlet! 


The past is in the past, she's yesterday's vamp
And easier to lick than a postage stamp
A public records request, they hope that this one's the last
And set their cannon on stun for their Nagenblast




Those jokers don't work from nine to five
Aunty Marian, her office oh so full of jive

At Medford High she was (the purported) Queen of Boff

Punch the timecard/get in line /when it's time to get off 

Get in line with the young coach when/it's time to get off