Rumor of the Day: Did some Elected Official's Wife Have Debilitating Cocaine Problem?

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WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS?

ALLEGED COKE-HEAD WIFE MARRIED TO ELECTED OFFICIAL IN MEDFORD?

INVESTIGATION ONGOING...BUT, IF TRUE, IS THE ADDICTION PROBLEM STILL A NEGATIVE DRAG IN THEIR PERSONAL LIVES, IMPACTING MEDFORD IN A VERY BAD WAY?

GET HER TREATMENT, IF TRUE

AND PUT HIM INTO NAR-ANON OR AL-ANON AND HAVE HIM STEP DOWN!

de·bil·i·tat·ing

/dəˈbiləˌtādiNG/

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adjective

1. (of a disease or condition) making someone very weak and infirm.

   "debilitating back pain"

   • tending to weaken something.

     "the debilitating effects of underinvestment"

   
   

is it spousal abuse if the significant other doesn't go to Nar-Anon

https://www.nar-anon.org/

MEDFORD NEEDS TO KNOW IF THE ELECTED OFFICIAL IS AN ENABLER AND POSSIBLY THE CAUSE OF THE ALLEGED DRUG ABUSE

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