538 since 7 pm last night 11:35 am 11/26/2020
OBVIOUSLY THERE'S A LARGE AUDIENCE LOVING THAT WE POKE FUN AT THE STUFFED SHIRTS IN MEDFORD
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ELECTED OFFICIAL AND WIFE ALLEGEDLY TOOK JIMMY DIPAOLA, SEX OFFENDER O'BRIEN OUT FOR A BOAT RIDE AND EXECUTED THEM!
BREAKING NEWS FROM
THE TWILIGHT ZONE
THEY LURED THE CORRUPT, CROOKED SHERIFF OUT INTO THE MYSTIC RIVER AFTER THROWING THE SEX OFFENDER OFF OF THE MYSTIC TOBIN BRIDGE, AND THEN THEY USED A BLOW TORCH TO FORCE THE SHERIFF TO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD.
THEY THEN DROVE THE BOAT TO MAINE AND STAGED THE ALLEGED SUICIDE
BUT AS A PARTING GIFT TEN YEARS AGO AT THANKSGIVING TIME, THEY HAD THE DRUNK HAIRDRESSER GIVE JIMMY THE CROOKED SHERIFF ONE FINAL HAIRCUT
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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