BARBARA AND JOSEPH DECRISTOFARO IN THE REMAKE: THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE! A PARODY OF PUBLIC FIGURES ...BABS: 2 STEAK AND CHEESE, ONE PASTRAMI, 5 HOT DOGS.... JD: GEE, BABS, NEPOTISM IS SUCH A GREAT THING AT THE MEDFORD POLICE DEPT, IS THAT ALL FOR ME? BD: HELL NO, BUY YOUR OWN, I'M HUNGRY! jd: IS THAT WHY YOU USE NANA'S PLAQUE, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WALK TO THE CAR? bD: YOU SHOULD TALK....TO BE CONTINUED.....IF THE DECRISTOFARO'S AND THE MACGILVRAYS ALL GOT INTO THE ELEVATOR ON THE SECOND FLOOR OF MEDFORD CITY HALL, LOOK OUT BREANNA....THE ELEVATOR WILL GO DIRECTLY TO HELL, WILL NOT PASS GO, AND THEY WILL NOT COLLECT 200$ IN THIS MONOPOLY GAME!
Story by Laura Mitchell



















