Insufferable dolt Adam Knight asks the world to ban plastic swords!
#15-749 Resolution by La Madame to ban replica guns in public places!!!
See you THIS Tuesday at the City Council
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ADAM KNIGHT TRANSLATOR APP!
Application software that causes a computer to SLOW DOWN ADAM-SPEAK and allow readers to comprehend the mind of a 5 year old, sad
Adam "Hussein" Knight.
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Rather than hire more police to patrol the city of Medford...
With mumbling and bad diction that would make Rick Caraviello blush green with envy, Adam Knight will present a list of plastic toys he wants to ban from the universe:
---Water Guns
---plastic swords
---Star Wars light sabres
---butter knives
---steak knives
---any cane that was used by Dr. Bill Wood
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Knight-speak:
"The menacing cane of Dr. William Wood is like the story of Cain and Abel
(Cain slaying Abel by Peter Paul Rubens)
"City of Medford, when a 20 year old points a plastic gun at a woman, when Roy Belson can't keep watch on male teachers, female teachers and strangers who waltz in to the McGlynn School to rob our teachers, then we must not blame Roy for his negligence, ineptitude and casting aspersions on others who report his wrongful conduct. NO! The answer is to ban steak knives, butter knives, Dr. Wood's cane, Cain and Abel, and mini-vans which are all weapons of war."
When Knight finished his speech on November 17, the men in the white coats carted him out of Alden Chambers and apologized to the residents of Medford for the sick joke Local 25's Sean O'Brien played on Medford by supporting the neanderthal.
