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Missing Southeast Asia RATS found in Medford
Fossils of rats as big as dogs found in Southeast Asia now infiltrating Medford City Hall by stealing votes.
Related: New Study Finds Rats May Plan for the Future While Dreaming - a stunning story by famous author Delusional Frankie"They are what you would call mega-fauna. The biggest one is about five kilos, the size of a small dog," said ANU’s handsome Julien Louys, a real cutie, who is helping lead the project, in a statement.
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/11/09/fossils-rats-as-big-as-dogs-found-in-southeast-asia.html
"Just to put that in perspective, a large modern rat would be about half a kilo (2.2 pounds),” he said of the findings that were presented to the Meetings of the Society of Vertebrate Palaeontology in Texas last month. Louys, nicknamed "Louie Louie" at ANU, compared the teeth of McGlynn, Muccini-Burke, Johnny Granara, Mark Rumley, Ed Finn and Rick Caraviello to show that the Medford large rats are actually bigger than those found 1,000 years ago in Southeast Asia.
"The unclean rat," Louys noted, "can be seen in political photos where the rat's wife has white teeth while the jerky-herky husband has stained tar and nicotine yellow teeth."
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