Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Who are these delusional poems you've been reading about?

722,630@12:48 pm

Guest Interviewer, Janis Reed:

Janis: Mr. Editor, these salacious poems, who are they about!

Editor: Pussy. As in "meow."

Janis:  Cats?

Editor: Yes, I babysit felines.  My own kitties have verbally abusive names, so while babysitting my friend's cats I have dubbed them "Trollop" and "Strumpet."

Janis:  Really?

Editor: Daddy's little trollop.  Now you don't think that's funny calling kitty cats off-color names?   "You little wh..e" etc. etc.

Janis: You're sick!

Editor: Embrace the delusions!!!!

....to be continued 

TOP 3 today...too funny, "69" for the Trollop...no doubt!!!

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