High School: Best Little Whorehouse in Medford

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Miss Mona is Roy E. Belson live at the Chevalier in Medford's version of the play, the whore master at the best little whorehouse in Medford ..."a damn non-profit recreational facility" is what the Governor facetiously called the brothel! (in the too politically correct film, Best Little Whorehouse in Medford...strike that...Texas...wait, on second thought, don't strike that.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMcMnW_TBDU

At least in the Dolly Parton / Burt Reynolds movie the politician got a bus to bring the 100%  heterosexual football team and its one token minority person to get theirs at the whore house, after a hugely homo-erotic scene in the showers with the guys butt naked and together dancing like a bunch of nellie queens ready to go to the opera.
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Far be it from me to be a prude, and perhaps it is best that you hear it from me.   You don't put the practice squad over at the local gas station, and you don't have church services at Dunkin Donuts - especially not with the loud Dunkin Radio playing in the background.
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You don't put a whorehouse in the high school, even if some powerful politician's daughter allegedly spreads her legs like jelly and jam, and the teachers can have a free for all with her, if you believe the swirling rumors the tone-deaf former director of personnel thinks are going to just fade into the woodwork.
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What kind of mother is Erin DiBenedetto - what kind of parent is Paulette Van der Kloot, when there's a walking dickhead like Roy E. Belson (someone, please use your lipstick to put a line on his bald head and make Roy look like the freeloading tally-whacker that he is) lording over hard candy Christmas at 489 Winthrop St.   
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LET'S GO TO TEMPLE WHERE SEX CRIMES ALLEGEDLY HAPPEN IN THE BUILDING BEHIND IT!
And there's a friggin' temple in front of the high school, a school that is nothing more than some kind of sleazy house of ill repute in Landville County, hidden behind a place of worship.   How crude. How cruel.
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Roy E. Belson wants to stay as superintendent when Fox 25 news has "HE HAD PICTURES OF HER BREASTS" in regards to a fifteen year old.

Hell, what does foul-mouthed Brian S. Burke, hypocritical assistant clerk at Middlesex Superior Court think about that?  He had pictures of her breasts and he was only 15 years old!

Roy E. Belson, town whoremaster, doesn't give a damn even after he had heard rumors of Jenna Tarabelsi's sexual flings with students.

Now Roy claims that he didn't know until AFTER...oh, please, now Roy Belson is claiming stupidity.

 What kind of mother is Stephanie Muccini-Burke to be director of personnel and allow a Sgt. Jimmy Lee to whack a woman in the mouth until she has to be hospitalized and get eight stitches for the violence against women perpetrated by Jimmy Lee.

Then a fifteen year old boy has photos (according to his mother, plural) of Jenna Tarabelsi's breasts....mooo.....hey...it's Roy E. Belson's idea of sex education.

What a moron.   Is there moral turpitude in his contract?  Oh, that's right, Medford doesn't have contracts.


Moral turpitude is a legal concept in the United States and some other countries that refers to "conduct that is considered contrary to community standards of justice, honesty or good morals. This term appears in U.S. immigration law beginning in the 19th century.