Community Standards - By Gore Vidal

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The City of Medford is PURE PORNOGRAPHY
Breckinridge. The novel was published shortly after an anti-pornography ruling by the Supreme Court; Vidal responded by replacing the profanity in his novel with the names of the Justices involved (e.g., "He thrust his enormous Rehnquist deep within her Whizzer White", etc.)

In his introduction to the novel, Vidal mentions the Supreme Court decision Miller v. California, which in his words "leaves to each community the right to decide what is pornography." Saying that the decision has "alarmed and confused peddlers of smut" by eliminating guidelines, Vidal says he has decided to substitute the names of the five Justices who voted for the decision, plus the names of anti-pornography crusaders Charles Keating of Citizens for Decent Literature and Father Morton A. Hill, S.J. of Morality in Media (whom Vidal had debated on The David Susskind Show in 1968), for the "dirty words." He has done this to conform to the Supreme Court's imposition of the "community standards" test, as he wants "to conform with the letter and spirit of the Court's decision."

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myron_(novel)

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Swiping Gore Vidal's idea  (Mr. Veedle from the Lily Tomlin comedy lp,) We can take names of prominent Medford citizens to prove a point:

The Varsity Coach Thrust His Enormous Skerry deep inside of her Scarpelli! (Which would mean the Skerry is a walking...oh, you don't need it explained to you.  Which Skerry?  Both of them!!!)

The Varsity coach put his hands on both of her Muccinis and with his Sacco he xxxxxx the xxxxxx of her Rumley 

Her Lebert was drooling with anticipation as she Knighted the varsity coach's Skerry with her wagging Dello Russo.   Her Falco responded with delight as she twirled upside down giving that varsity coach a full Belson around her Dever-Wood.  She was insatiable as once she reached her Feltch she was overcome with Feltch after Feltch while her ravenous extended Nestor demanded...and got... more.
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Whomever the daddy of that young lady is will hardly get the "father of the year" award.   Forget about community standards, those individual have no family standards.  Ho hum, rather than be held accountable for his own bad actions the moron will get all vindictive and nasty.  Just proving what an embarrassment he truly is to this city.

from our newest parody: The Varsity Coach Cometh at Christmas

with a foreword from the late Mae West:
Mae West said: "Don't forget to remind me about the policeman's balls — — I mean police show!" (movie dialogue from "Myra Breckinridge")    West's last rock album (released in 1972) on MGM Records, titled Great Balls of Fire, covered

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To quote that extra friendly late old perv DJ from WBCN

"This is going to be fun!"

"Delusional"
City Solicitor Mark Rumley on this Blog.

See!   We thank Mr. Rumley for such protections as people in this damn city get the wrong ideas.


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