Michael Marks
Fred Dello Russo, Jr.
Room 207, 85 George P. (is often) Hassled Drive
Room 207, 85 George P. (is often) Hassled Drive
Medford, MA 02155
AS YOUR NEW MAYOR IN 2017, TRAFFIC CONTROL WILL BE ADDRESSED PROPERLY
An
Open Letter to Michael Marks and Fred Dello Russo Jr. on how I will
enforce traffic rules and public safety once I am elected as your new
mayor of Medford.
Let the Countdown Begin
44 weeks, 4 days till Joe V is Mayor of Medford
Councilors
Marks and Dello Russo have discussed the speeding in our city. As I
type from my perch in the Joe Vig castle on Route 60 I have seen
multiple car accidents at the intersection of Salem / Otis -
Salem/Almont Streets. Multiple on different occasions. As you know I
have published some of the photos.
At
2 AM on two different occasions cars have hit that sturdy tree in front
of the Dance Studio on Salem - the first incident sending a parked car
flying across the street into two or three other vehicles.
Mr.
Dello Russo agreed with me (for once) when I noted at the council that
it was like New England Dragway as people foreign to Medford zip off of
Exit 32 / Route 93 and head to Malden, Melrose, Revere on Route 60 to
avoid the dozen and a half lights on Route 16. I counted the lights on
16 as I used to produce my show in Winthrop until other access stations
began opening their doors to people from other cities and towns.
(It
goes without saying that we will have one of the finest access stations
in America once I am mayor... and it begs the question - Roy Belson
said the station would open in January, the Transcript now says "spring"
- spring of which century is what I want to know. Do you think
Stephanie Muccini-Burke wants ANYONE talking to the citizens about the
horrendous job she's done, and the woefully deficient Administration she
has put together full of hacks and sycophants, or in the case of Adam
Knight a psychophant...which is a psychotic sycophant, the worse kind,
but I digress.
So
rather than Michael Marks waste brain power on putting expensive lumps
of tar as speed bumps in our road, and instead of Freddy Dello Russo
acknowledging the problem but doing nothing about it, Mayor Viglione
plans to build a new police station and...oh my God ...actually hire
real police with integrity and smarts to patrol streets that are used
for what I call IDR - inadvertent Drag Racing. And by drag racing I do
not mean John Scarpelli and George Falco wearing Elton John clothing and
wigs for Halloween driving Jeanne Martin's military vehicle.
Along
with hiring new men and women for the police force I will be firing
Chief Sacco, Jimmy Lee, Shawn Hughes, Shawn Norton and any other
reprobates who want to think like Stephen Lebert on steroids. Mark
Rumley will finally get his long overdue pink slip as well. The bogus
Chatanooga Choo Choo disguised thinly as Pay to Park will vanish and we
will generate revenues from stopping the out-of-control drivers who
think nothing of passing on the right and slamming into our trees.
In
case you think I am kidding I have multiple photos - one photo taken
while I was IN THE CROSSWALK and two dudes in a car attempted to go
around the car that stopped for me and pass on the right and nearly run
me down. (I can hear gasps and sighs from the
Administration..."damn...you mean they missed? Yes, they did, but I
caught them on camera)
With
first hand knowledge of out of control traffic and access that was once
out of control but removed thanks to my due diligence and honest
efforts, we will clean up this godforsaken city.
And the Trials of Rumley and Muccini-Burke will be held in the town square...with sentencing to follow live on public access TV.
44 and a half weeks from now I will be your new Mayor and will implement these changes.
Happy New Year
Joe Viglione
Let the Countdown Begin
44 weeks, 4 days till Joe V is Mayor of Medford