Red Handed Rick (he knows every dirty trick)

Inside that meathead
Thick as a brick
The sleazy Reprobate known as
Red handed Rick

His dirty double dealings
So underhanded
On his big fat backside that
Stephanie had branded

Lacking proper diction
Doubly dense
He was questioned under oath
About being on the fence

He has a loony pit bull
Whose large belly rolls like jello
He stalks his prey so cowardly
A ton of lard pure yellow

He filed false charges
N a city that he hates
Take a ride in his limo
Go on a cruise with Norman Bates