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Joe Joe Joe, Say it Ain't So...
Worcester District Attorney Joseph D. Early Jr. and his top assistant tried to unethically swap the arrest report of a judge’s daughter with a sanitized version in order to make her salacious comments “disappear” from the public record “forever,” a lawyer from the State Ethics Commission alleged Wednesday.
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE CASE
IT WAS 1988
I WAS MANAGER OF A STUDIO WHERE
THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK RECORDED
THEY WEREN'T FAMOUS YET ...AND THEN, SUDDENLY, THEY LAUNCHED INTO THE TOP 40
I INTRODUCED MY 'STEP-DAUGHTER' TO DONNY AND JOEY OF THE NEW KIDS
(SIDE NOTE, JOHNNY BYERS WAS A HUGE FAN AND WAS MOST IMPRESSED WITH THIS STORY)
JO JO SAYS TO ME "I LOVE YOU FOREVER FOR INTRODUCING MY DAUGHTER TO THE NEW KIDS."
WHY? I ASKED
JO JO SAID "DON'T YOU GET IT? IT'S LIKE THE BEATLES...."
WHAT? THE BEATLES HAD TALENT...
JO JO ASSURED ME, THEY WERE THE BEATLES OF THE 1980S...
SO JO JO WAS WITH MY THEN 4 YEAR OLD STEPSON IN THE BEDROOM AT THE RECORDING STUDIO WHERE I LIVED. MOTHER AND SON FAST ASLEEP (YES, WE HAD SEPARATE BEDS) *HE'S ABOUT 37 NOW AND HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST HAD A BABY, WHICH MAKES ME WHAT i CALL THE 'WICKED GAY GRAND-STEP-DAD...BUT I DIGRESS...)
A WOMAN BREAKS INTO THE ROOM AND WITH A SCREWDRIVER STABS JO JO IN THE BREAST.
A.D.A. JOE EARLY HANDLED THE CASE (I DON'T THINK HE WAS the D.A. IN 1988, PROBABLY AN A.D.A.)
TWO NIGHTS LATER THE SAME WOMAN BREAKS INTO MY HOME TO COME AFTER ME (LIKE, THIS IS SOMETHING NEW?)
SHE PULLS A TIRE IRON OUT OF HER BLUEJEANS AND AIMS IT AT ME
(NEAT TRICK, SHE COMES UP THE STAIRS WITH A TIRE IRON DOWN HER LEG...OH, SHE WAS CERTIFIABLE...SHE USED TO DATE COMEDIAN LENNY BRUCE AND TO GET AWAY FROM HER HE JUMPED OUT THE SECOND STORY WINDOW AND BROKE BOTH HIS LEGS, AS LEGEND HAS IT.)
BUT I WAS CLEVER ENOUGH TO FIND THE WOODEN 2 X 4 THAT HELD THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR AND CALMLY SAID:
"COME AT ME CXXT (SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY)...SHE SAW ME DEFENDING MYSELF WITH THE 2 X 4, THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND SHE BOLTED.)
SHEESH, I JUST ATTRACT THIS STUFF, LIKE A MAGNET.
JOE EARLY GOT HER 2 1/2 YEARS IN PRISON FOR STABBING MY JO JO.
suspended sentence. She died of cancer December 19, 1992, four years later...and here's the punchline, she, the perpetrator, was a MEDFORD resident. So if today is November 19, and she died on December 19, 1992, the 28th anniversary will be a month from today.
it gets weirder, when we heard the rumor that she had died we called up her mother-in-law, a dear friend of mine. I asked what happened to the anti-christ and the mother - in - law was VERY dismissive saying:
"She's gone."
So Jo Jo starts humming Ding Dong the Witch is Dead on our conference call.
Wish we had a recording, classic moment in time.
*The mother-in-law had had it with her years before. They came back from shopping (Wilmington, Deleware, probably next to Joe Biden? I don't think so...) and the anti-christ started a fight with her sweet, dear mother-in-law. The mad slasher, as we called her, had an operation earlier, so the mother-in-law grabbed a can of peas from the shopping bag, hurls it across the yard at her daughter-in-law and hit the spot of the operation, causing the psycho to buckle over. The mother-in-law yelled "It's true! Ya Gotta Hit them WHERE it HURTS!
My life IS a movie script...I think the aliens are having fun with me.
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I HEAR THE JUDGE WAS FURIOUS THAT A BABY WAS IN THE BED WHEN HIS MOTHER GOT STABBED, AS HE SHOULD BE!
AND NOW, MR. EARLY, YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THIS?
SAD!
Worcester District Attorney Joseph D. Early Jr. and his top assistant tried to unethically swap the arrest report of a judge’s daughter with a sanitized version in order to make her salacious comments “disappear” from the public record “forever,” a lawyer from the State Ethics Commission alleged Wednesday.
great quote from my "step-daughter" when she was 12 (she's over 40 now) "MOM, JUST BECAUSE YOU AND JOE ARE GAY DOESN'T MEAN THE WHOLE WORLD IS."
WELL, i don't know about that...
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