Why can't it be Ari Melber stalking me instead of...
...some juvenile delinquent from TV3
...some alleged drunk whose grandpappy had City Hall Road named after him
...some deranged lesbian with a meat cleaver
...Steve the Stalker looking for a potato chip bag in a lime bike (that's not a joke. That's how sick the stalkers are)
The Stalkres
A new band of heinous losers!
So I tune in to my heart-throb, Ari Melber, on MSNBC and some ditzy broad is guest hosting.
Ugggh.
I'm allergic to women.
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