6:32 pm January 2, 2022...we're gonna have FUN this new year
Twenty Five Year old Medford Virgin seeks dates after midnight.
Zac: Hey babe, you're kinda hot. Want to do a movie?
Anonymous Female: What gives you the idea that I'm a Chubby Chaser?
Zac: Hey Kelly Laidlaw, would you like some hot guy to thrill you by getting relayed, marmalade and lawlaid .....wouldja, wouldja? would you?
Kerry: Sure would, unfortunately the editor of this mag has all the good looking guys in some kinda weirdo orgy, and they sent me a no trespassing notice so I'm kinda outta luck.
Zac: I was thinking you would like to have soda with me?
Kerry: You? Really Zac? In mommy and daddy's nursery or you gonna drive me on your tricycle?
oH, WHAT THE HECK, pucker up, Zac, just let me remove my mask!
Zac: But Kerry doesn't wear a mask
K.G.: That's right, it's actually me, George Scarpelli, disguised as Kerry...
Zac: Of course! Kerry's boobs aren't THAT big, think I'll pass.
George: Yes, young man, and yours are even bigger...
Zac: Nicole, since you and I are both with Our ReL-oh-Voution, would you...
Nicole: I'm thin enough, Zac, I don't need a pancake diet and I'm not into virgins....why don't you join a theater group and try out for a stage version of "Deliverance?"
Zac thinking to himself..."and people wonder why I'm out at midnight trying to find a date with my campaign flyers....
Kevin J Harrington at new TV3: I'm available, Zac, wanna be on my TV show?
Zac: OK....
Definitely to be continued....
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