Boston Herald Letter to the Editor ....Blow Away Dandi-Lyons

 DANDI-LYONS  (PARODY)

Sing to Rolling Stones Dandelions
__________________________

Amy Carnevale / just a bitter hag

Looks like Jimmy Lyons dressed in drag

Dandi-Lyons he just tells lies

Says guys can't hang with other guys

Roses, Daisies, Pumpkin Pies

She blew away Dandi-Lyons

Battenfraud he can't spell Poke-a-hantis

Writes like he's been drinking with
George Santos

Dandi-lyons a homophobe

sell it to the Boston Globe

He'll feign his is the story of Job

She blew away Dandi-Lyons

Howie Carr he is the biggest chump

hitched his wagon to the criminal Trump

I didn't get my invite Ernie

Used to be good friends with Bernie

With this poem, better call my attorney

She blew away Dandi-Lyons

 https://youtu.be/IxOpl37tysw

https://youtu.be/IxOpl37tysw

 

Prince or pauper, beggar man or thief
Play the game with ev'ry blow you bring

[Chorus]
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

[Verse 2]
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, four o'clock, five
Dandelions don't care about the time [Chorus]
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
Blow away dandelion

[Bridge]
Though you're older now, it's just the same
You can play the dandelion game
When you're finished with your childlike prayers
Well, you know you should wear it

[Verse 3]
Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailors lives
Rich man, poor man, beautiful daughters wives

[Chorus]
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
Blow away dandelion

[Verse 5]
Little girls and boys come out to play
Yes!
Bring your dandelions to blow away