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The Streets of Darth Stephanie
Stephanie has her alleged team at the conference table, a worried look is on her face.
Cyrinda Loletti, Jenn Wood NEVER!, Queen Jeanine and her highness were circling the wagons.
Stephanie: What the hell does he want with your paycheck stubs, Jeanine?
Lolita Confetti: He, obviously, wants to show quid pro quo, overspending, lavishing monies on a meathead's wife...
Stephanie: I know what he's doing, it's a figure of speech...A RHETORICAL QUESTION...IT'S me talking out loud looking for a solution. HEEELLLLP!
Jenn: Those poems! If it wasn't so damaging it would be funny.
Stephanie glares at her.
Jenn: Well, they're damn funny!
Stephanie: Funny is when I give you free tickets to Canobie Lake Park and your date is Teresa Walsh.
Jenn Dever Would Never: Are you threatening me?
Stephanie: I'm a woman of action, I'm a doer, not a thinker
Lolita Confetti: You may want to rethink that line.
Stephanie looks at Jenn Never Would: "Teresa Walsh, Teresa Walsh, Teresa Walsh, Teresa Walsh."
Jenn: You think I'm afraid of YOU and your stupidity? I can walk out of this pop stand in a flash and get a job at Middlesex Superior Court ...all I have to do is rat out some drunk clerk to the State Police as he's driving home with those little nip bottles he's so in love with and take his job.
Stephanie: Are you threatening ME?
Jenn: Just the facts, lady, just the facts.
Queen Jeanine: Enough of this infighting. We need a strategy. Now he's calling you the white-haired Donald Rump
Stephanie: I never saw that on the blog?
Queen Jeanine: My husband sent it by text.
Stephanie: Your husband? The nitwit who sat around forging a signature on a Christmas card and thought he would press criminal charges by committing fraud
Queen Jeanine: Yes, that husband. He got you to fork over a lot of undeserved cash...
Stephanie: In the Butcher Boy you trust - trick or treaters have a rough time at your address.
Queen Jeanine: Hey, better candy than denial. At least my husband OFFERS to take yours to AA ...interesting that your husband replied "I don't read fiction" when my husband offered him the book "On Getting Sober."
Stephanie: HEY (face turning beet red, aligned with her snow-white hair she looks like a Christmas tree bulb going Vesuvius ...) - I'm in charge here. They say Locust St. will be my Waterloo. The Varsity Coach, the Blog, the Poems...what am I going to do? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
HEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!
TO BE CONTINUED
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