Who does your wife think she is? Larry Craig???
What is the pink baggy between her legs on the floor? A bottle of booze for the big date tonight ...or did she shop at Tiffany's instead of doing her job????
Chief Sacco sits in front of her and whispers:
"Spread 'em...you're under arrest..."
He has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine
Ex-Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig
Mug shot of Craig, 2007
