The Ballad of Mr. Belson

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More like Ozzy Osborne than Ozzy Nelson
This is the ballad of Reprobate Belson
Who cares if a student carries a roach?
Oh let them have some fun with
a varsity coach

What pisses us off is what is written in blogs
Worse than me removing all the /
bomb sniffing dogs
A worldwide search from here to Chelsea
This superintendent burns you/ with
Jenna Tarabelsi 

Me, my Buddy Sacco, craft the new excuse
There's yet another teacher we've got on the loose
We'll wait for the victim, this one's nice n' juicy
It's like a sleazy episode of I love Lucy 

Less than six degrees of separation/ from TV3
For telling you the truth/they try to put the hit on me

 A city in the dark, Sacco pulls down the blinds
It's all there, people / 
if you read between the lines
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