The Martians change Breanna's sex and she is transformed into Breanna Jong-Koehn. Disgraced ex Everett city councilor Anthony DiPierro interviews her after her surgery designed to upset transphobic council candidate John Petrella. Breanna is now obsessed with Kim Jong Un's nuclear red button: Parody here:
Anthony DiPierro to Interview Mayor after Sex Change
A.D.h.D: (Anthony DiPierro Hurling Discrimination)
ADHD: Breanna Jong-Koehn, why the sex change now? You know that council candidate John Petrella will erupt?
BJK: Red Button. Push red button!
ADHD: You sound racist with the broken English, are you being anti-Asian?
BJK: Red Button. I Martian. You defame Martians!
ADHD: I defame everyone. Embrace your faults, I say, go down with the ship
BJK Fat Carlo Sinking. He ripoff senior citizens
ADHD: Like you don't! ???
BJK: I hate surreptitiously. Fat Carlo Bad!
ADHD: Fat Carlo bad? How about Fat Caraviello?
BJK: Red Button! Push Red Button. Boat flip over with Fat Caraviello and Fat Carlo! At Casino boat trip to Boston
ADHD: Beware red button?
Breanna Jong-Koehn: Tell cousin Carlo to beware Caraviello's propeller ! Hope that other racist Deanna Deveney on boat of fat people with Stephanie Muccini Burke and You! Add unpleasantly plump candidate Ari Taylor of Malden TV too! All go down with the Fat Carlo Ship. Bye Bye.
to be continued....
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