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The Baldy Bobbsey Twins purportedly went to Hair Club for Men
Sy Sperling hisself worked on and waxed the two bowling balls. To his horror, the new rugs turned and BIT old Sy they were so terrified of the agreed upon placement
Greedy Sy tried forcing the issue and the wig turned in to porcupine quills and stabbed him repeatedly in the face
Turns out that Scalco and Farpelli are allergic to real hair
Farpelli: it could be worse! Thankfully we don't have Madame K's yellow stained
Captain Krunch kernels for teeth like Madame K does. Madame MAD-damn KKK
Saturday, January 28, 2017
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Sy Sperling to sue Falco and Scarpelli?
By Information Central January 28, 2017