Saturday, January 28, 2017

Sy Sperling to sue Falco and Scarpelli?

906,486@4:58 pm

The Baldy Bobbsey Twins purportedly went to Hair Club for Men

Sy Sperling hisself worked on and waxed the two bowling balls. To his horror, the new rugs turned and BIT old Sy they were so terrified of the agreed upon placement

Greedy Sy tried forcing the issue and the wig turned in to porcupine quills and stabbed him repeatedly in the face

Turns out that Scalco and Farpelli are allergic to real hair

Farpelli:  it could be worse!  Thankfully we don't have Madame K's yellow stained
Captain Krunch kernels for teeth like Madame K does. Madame MAD-damn KKK