" the retirement bored"
Today's edition of The Breanna Lungo-Koehn Poetry Corner
A poltergeist from which
citizens need some immunity
Uncle Bob has no standing
in the community
his malfeasance it festers
till it's more than ripe
he threatened to hit me
with a metal pipe
Stop and Shop Wellington
Should put him on embargo
he took the groceries home
thought he was at Wells Fargo
Suddenly, light struck, to Uncle Bob's dismay
he put those groceries in his car
and he forgot to pay!
It's a true story, the punchline grotesque
you see the manager confirmed it
Uncle Bob is such a pest
For confessing to the store
and that must have been hard
they praised him and give him
a twenty five $dollar gift card
Ask Uncle Bob for his version
his nose is gonna grow
look what he did to
Dianna Dingolo
__________________________
pompous old fool
Breanna should have cut the cord
but she inflicted the old geezer to
the Retirement Board
he ran the city council
with arrogance and impunity
Uncle Bob has no standing
in the community
Primping in the back
like Sunday Mass is show and tell
Now he's the exile
of St. Raphael
the aging old ghost,
extending his claw
with an impotent old judge named
Cavaflaw
9:47 am Sunday May 23, 2021
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