Nude Calendar: City Council / School Committee NUDE CALENDAR FOR CHARITY

 2:03 pm Tuesday May 25

Hacks Lives Splatter Non-Profit of

Quack Rears presents

ISAAC BARES CENTERFOLD

All Proceeds go to the DPW to keep them from ripping off the manhole covers in the city
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Forget prurient interests ...just remember that You'll Know it When You See It...

was used in 1964 by United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart to describe his threshold test for obscenity in Jacobellis v. Ohio

these creeps are so ugly that it will only be rated X for offensive horror!

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Listen to the critics:

Disgraced Magistrate Ted Tomasone

"Gee, if we had this calendar when I was in power, chemical castration would be out the window; we'd just order the rapists to look at this ugly thang 24 times a day"

Clerk Maggie Weeks:  "Please keep those not very good looking scoundrels out of my court room. I would rather look at the Medusa!"

Disgraced Judge Paul J. Cavanaugh

https://bbopublic.blob.core.windows.net/web/f/9039.pdf  "In the past sixteen years since I was disciplined, I've had to stare at the ugly mug of one Uncle Bob Maiocco every fxxxxng morning at Alexander's.  Twice on Sundays.  I thought I was immune to hideous features.  Then some whack job came up with this calendar.  Even too much for my corrupt eyes!"

WHAT YOU GET

January, Jenny Graham au natural, and who cares; the Stepford Wife looks like a Barbie Doll left in the Mystic river for 5 decades.  Wrinkles? She'll sell them to you!

February: Paul Ruseau, Naked in some New Hampshire prison, behind bars.  Actual photo from after his arrest and conviction.

March: Richard F. Caraviello - you won't have to look at this image and imagine how bad it is without the clothing.

You know all those creepy people on Naked and Afraid reality TV...ol' pot belly is worse, much worse.

APRIL: CHIEF JACK BUCKLEY...in cuffs, with his pet poodle Charlie Hartnett!  Group scene.

MAY: SGT DETECTIVE MACKOWSKI...we have found the cure for homosexuality, one look at the sarge without clothing and no matter how much you hate women, you will absolutely sign up to be a heterosexual

JUNE: THE CENTERFOLD
ISAAC BARES IT ALL!

ok, this is even too gross for this publication to write.  You get the drift

Stop us before we get to July where Jenny Graham gets her lipstick out to put a stripe on the heads of Falco, Covino and Scarpelli with a long shot that makes it look like three walking phony phalluses ....

one final thought, though:

How do you peacefully remove all the gay guys in the popular RamRod Room in Boston ?

Send Isaac, George and Rick in blindfolded and naked...watch all the dudes run...for their lives!

this is a parody.  Send all lawsuits to retired lawyer on Governor's Ave.   Please send him a free copy

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