Mayor Mythomania: Chapter 2: Look at the Bright Side, Mr. Falco

 Thu, Nov 11 at 3:45 PM

Mayor Mythomania

Chapter 2

Look at the Bright Side, Mr. Falco!

John Falco was always a nice guy.  Were I his campaign manager 

and not the seething Mr. McGlynn,

this publicist would have pushed the nice guy image.

Instead of attacking a well-liked, albeit misguided, 

mayor, I would be praising her but pointing

out what we could do better.

Kill them with kindness.

But Mr. Falco tried to copy my slicing and dicing / 

scorch the Earth modus operandi

and he failed miserably.

Look at the bright side, John.  

I won't be pummeling YOU every day at the corner office

Now have a nice ride off into the sunset.

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Carving up Caraviello like the fat turkey that he is, 

well, I can do that in my sleep

with one hand tied behind my back.

That slob would make even sloppy Adam Hurtubise 

come in second place at a

fashion show.   

And Caraviello's legislating is WORSE than his wardrobe.

Caraviello does have something to be proud of, though.

Prevaricators Anonymous has just made Rick their Man of the Year.

Gangster fictional law firm Bendini, Lambert & Lock looking to hire

the limo driver.    A limo driver as city council president, isn't that like

Car 54 Where Are You?  or F Troop?   Get Smart in slow motion??

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You see, Mr. Falco, there's an art to 

taking the stuffing out of stuffed shirts.

A certain elegance that I employ that  

has people laughing at them, not with them.

And that, John, is why you are not mayor today.   

You came out screeching

at Breanna like two girls in a cat fight in the school yard, 

and the RG always wins in such moments.  

SCRATCH!!!!!!!  

RG, our code in the homosexual clubs for 

"real girls" - which is why I

always look for the Adam's apple in such situations...

and not the apple of Hurtubise or Knight

...as my late girlfriend always said "we're into beauty."

Where do low self-image kitties find dates?   

Scratch.com 

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Our goal: to help the taxpayers get the lowest rates possible

and to stop the overpaid city council 

from grabbing more money in 2022

Remember, Wakefield has volunteer selectmen

Woburn pays 12k a year

Medford pays 30k and the individuals are not happy with that,

when, under Plan A government, we could remove the council

and save $200,000.00

It's Veteran's Day.  Hug a veteran.

Blessings!

 

Joe Viglione