Parody
Dr. No: Hi, Super Tours LLC, this is Neil Osborne from Medford City Government
https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2016/11/03/boston-super-tours-closing/
SUPER TOURS LLC: You aren't in prison yet?
DR. N.O.: NO, NO, NO ....Breanna can't do that, I'm a discrimination attorney
Super Tours LLC: God help us and save us. We're shuttered. Closed. This is an answering service left alive to tell you that we're not!
Dr. No:
I just need a reference on a Kevin J. Harrington
Super Tours: Look at his dumb resume! What? a year and a month or something? How dumb is that!!!!! And he put it on a thin resume because he had nothing else?
Dr. No: Excellent. We just needed to know that Kevin is the actual jackass that we want to hire to keep the access producers out of access television in Medford
Super Tours: Well if driving a duck boat backwards and wreckng three docks is an added extra benefit, go for him. He's all yours.
Why do you think Super Tours went bankfupt!
Dr. NO: You mean Bankrupt?
SuperTours; No, thanks to Kevin it was so bad we went BANKFUPT!
parody
Send all lawsuits to Rumley, Skerry, McGlynn, LLC,
The Super Tours LLC of law firms!
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