GERE DIED DECEMBER 19, 1992 (SEE BELOW)
SHE CHASED ME WITH A BIG, SHARP KNIFE DOWN THE HALL OF THE APARTMENTS BEHIND KAPPY'S LIQUORS IN WELLINGTON. HER HUSBAND TOLD ME THAT HER SISTER WAS LOCKED UP IN THE PSYCH WARD AND THAT "ONE OF THEM IS CERTIFIABLE" ....HINTING THAT THE CERTIFIABLE ONE WAS HIS WIFE.
SHE CHASED THE LATE HUSBAND WITH A KNIFE
HER LATE SON WITH A KNIFE
AND SHE CHASED ME WITH A KNIFE
I'M THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY!!!
D.R.I.P. GERE
DON'T REST IN PEACE
OR AS MY GIRLFRIEND SANG TO GERE'S MOTHER IN LAW 'DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD."
WE CALLED THE MOTHER IN LAW UP, SHE WAS A DEAR FRIEND OF OURS, AND JO JO AND I SAID "WE HEARD SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENED TO GERE"
THE SWEET MOTHER IN LAW DEADPANNED "SHE'S DEAD" WITH NO SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER
GERE WAS A PLAYBOY BUNNY, DATED VIC DAMONE AND LENNY BRUCE.
SHE HAD MY AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD,
THE SON LETS ME IN.
"HOW DARE YOU WALK INTO A HUSBAND AND WIFE'S BED ROOM" SHE SAYS AS I DEMAND MY AMEX CARD FROM HER HUSBAND. HE HANDS IT OVER.
"CAN IT, GERE" I REPLIED; "YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX WITH HIM IN DECADES."
SHE GRABS THE KNIFE
SHE CHASES ME DOWN THE HALL YELLING 'FAAAAAG"
I TURN AROUND AND YELL "WHORE" - EVEN THOUGH WITH COBWEBS UP HER FANNY, TO QUOTE MARIANNE FAITHFUL, SHE WAS HARDLY A WHORE. IT JUST MADE GOOD COPY
'FAGGGG"
"WHORE"
FAG
WHORE...
FAG SHE YELLS
THE ELEVATOR DOORS WERE CLOSING, I YELL 'WHORE" AND 'BAM' THEY SHUT ON THE WITCH ....I GOT THE LAST WORD IN
AND I'M STILL ALIVE 30 YEARS LATER TODAY....DID SHE KILL THE HUSBAND AND SON (ACTUALLY, THEY SURVIVED HER.)
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