Dear Mr. Rumley
this goes out to you both
you split your personality
which one forgot your oath?
Dear Mr. Rumley
so allergic to my wit
the local city lawyer
Medford's biggest hypocrite
to all the Medford citizens
not familiar with your brand
our thanks to a most respected judge
who threw you off the witness stand!
Dear Mr. Rumley
from the city's brightest beacon
you deprive us of our access
with your fancy lawyer speakin'
Let's have a moment of silence
somewhere I must have sinned
for 15 years so punished
by that incessant bag of wind!
He pulled the access welcome mat
tell us what you're seekin' ???
your bashing, equal opportunity
old, gay, straight /
and Puerto Rican
to all the Medford citizens
not familiar with your brand
our thanks to a most respected judge
who threw you off the witness stand!
Dear Mr. Rumley
from the city's brightest beacon
you deprive us of our access
with your fancy lawyer speakin'
Let's have a moment of silence
somewhere I must have sinned
for 15 years so punished
by that incessant bag of wind!
He pulled the access welcome mat
tell us what you're seekin' ???
your bashing, equal opportunity
old, gay, straight /
and Puerto Rican
